I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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