For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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