why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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