You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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