his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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