i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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