Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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