were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I deserve this hangover.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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