Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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