at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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