Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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