Just mADE A PArabola og urine
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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