Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Also, beer. Big fan.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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