she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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