bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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