doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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