I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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