let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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