Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I could make wine with my vomit
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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