Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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