Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Randomize
