Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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