I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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