Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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