Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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