she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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