I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
