my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
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Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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