Only a mothe r could love this liver
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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