he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I pour the whiskey from now on
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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