somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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