i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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