So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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