I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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