just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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