sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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