Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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