where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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