found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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