The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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