I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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