Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
he's gonorrhea incarnate
PS: I just woke up from my shower
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize
