I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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