he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Do plants get herpes?
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