He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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