some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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