chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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