You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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