You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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