dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We have started to decorate penises.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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